Worldwide Beekeeping
General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on April 16, 2021, 06:01:17 am
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me
and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in
your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a
runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
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:D And that is why I joined Worldwide Beekeeping. 8)
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Ahhhh, thankfully I wasnt a preacher when my wife said that about me. 8)
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Yep, if you were you'd have to point out that 9th commandment to her ;D.
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Yep, if you were you'd have to point out that 9th commandment to her ;D.
Beautiful RAST...
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