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Re: Funny
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2015, 04:02:47 pm »
Jane will not allow a deep fryer in the house. Whenever I mention it, she it quickly points to someone with an over-sized derriere and asks me if that's what I want to be looking at (even in the mirror). :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2015, 05:00:38 pm »
 :D :D :D I would LOVE for someone to teach me how to cook like Jane
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Re: Funny
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2015, 07:20:31 pm »

My eggs taste like honey! ;D

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Re: Funny
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2015, 01:46:27 am »
Jen;
   Why bother gutting and skinning it!

   Well, because lizards poop, and even deep fried I am pretty sure that wouldnt be good!   :laugh:
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Re: Funny
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2015, 04:48:42 am »
Why not? You've eaten sardines, haven't you?
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Re: Funny
« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2015, 06:56:21 am »
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Funny
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2015, 09:58:06 am »
Hey perry, haven't you heard the saying? YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. :laugh: :laugh: My wife calls me SWEETIE and HONEY. :yes: Jack

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Re: Funny
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2015, 10:14:56 am »
You went there Jack... Now tell us the other names she calls you!
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Re: Funny
« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2015, 10:19:42 am »
NO, NO, NO. You can't print words like that on this forum.   :laugh:   :laugh:   :laugh:
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Re: Funny
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2015, 11:57:08 am »
OH! I Remember Now! This is what beekeepers do when bee season is over...  :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2015, 12:15:22 pm »
ROFL
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Re: Funny
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2015, 12:16:19 am »
"Jane will not allow a deep fryer in the house. Whenever I mention it, she it quickly points to someone with an over-sized derriere and asks me if that's what I want to be looking at (even in the mirror). :D"

hmmm, no household is complete without a deep fryer, or some sort of something you fry in and not to mention an over-sized derriere........... :D :D :D
not saying i have one of those.........oh i do have a few of somethings to fry in............ :laugh:

jack can say all he wants about the names his wife calls him, his wife doesn't read the forum and jack just might humor the rest of us....... :D

a 6 inch lizard? feed it to your pet snake.......... :D and then fry up and eat the snake ........... :D OR as southerners do figure out if it tastes good deep fried with something on it like CHOCOLATE AND PECANS............ :D
LOL........i think iddee was talking about a 6 FOOT lizard.........?............. :D
irregardless  i think i would pass on 'gourmet lizard'...... ;D

and btw jen, yes it's what we do when the season is over.......... :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2015, 09:35:19 pm »

Just cause you can deep fry something doesn't mean you should....


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Re: Funny
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2015, 10:38:41 pm »
Wait....   deep fried BUTTER???   I can honestly say I have never tried that one.
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Re: Funny
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2015, 11:23:42 pm »
wow this thread has wheels!
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Re: Funny
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2015, 11:24:51 pm »
LOL!!!!! deep fried butter?! me either scott, but learned from my father's 'frying adventures' anything can be fried or deep fried and doesn't mean it should have been......
(lol, most often not!)......... :D :D :D

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Re: Funny
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2015, 10:58:48 am »
Grandad said growing up in Licking, Mo. they were so poor that they ate everything. He would laugh and say, he didn't care much for skunk, that it was to stringy. :eusa_think: Jack