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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: Eddy Honey on November 01, 2019, 10:32:36 pm

Title: How I lost my front teeth.
Post by: Eddy Honey on November 01, 2019, 10:32:36 pm

I was sitting at the bar waiting for a beer and in walks this very large woman. She walks up behind me, slaps me on the rear end, and says, "hey stud, you're looking really fine; how about giving me your number?"

I said, "do you have a pen?"

She said, "I sure do."

To which I replied, "well then you better get back in it before the farmer notices you missing!"

My dental surgery is scheduled for next week.

Title: Re: How I lost my front teeth.
Post by: iddee on November 02, 2019, 11:19:23 am

Yep, I lost mine when I met a guy I didn't care much for after about 3 years of not seeing him.
I said, "Hey, Joe, how's your wife and my kid doing?"  Never did understand why he attacked me.   :o