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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: Bakersdozen on March 12, 2018, 08:16:31 am

Title: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on March 12, 2018, 08:16:31 am
I'll start.
Add a joke if you have one.

What does an Italian bee say?




Buzzjiorno!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Jen on March 12, 2018, 01:16:08 pm
What is the bees favorite singer?

Starts with an S.....
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: CBT on March 12, 2018, 02:25:46 pm
Could that be Sting
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: riverbee on March 12, 2018, 09:01:26 pm
it is sting cbt......

who is the bees favorite pop group?

(https://s10.postimg.cc/528ipwghx/Bee_Gees.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/528ipwghx/)

.............. :D
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: LazyBkpr on March 12, 2018, 11:03:30 pm
Face palm     :no:
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on March 14, 2018, 09:21:17 am
What is the bees favorite singer?

Starts with an S.....

I was going to say Bee-yonce.  Doesn't start with an S.

Bee puns really sting!  :laugh: I crack myself up!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Jen on March 14, 2018, 11:52:13 am
Baker? You are going to be a fun mod!  :D

Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on March 16, 2018, 10:26:54 am
How about a little corn today?


...and why did the bee hum?

Because it didn't know the words!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Jen on March 16, 2018, 12:38:39 pm
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Les on March 16, 2018, 02:54:06 pm
What does a bee use to style their hair?............

A honey comb!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on March 18, 2018, 09:58:07 am

(https://s17.postimg.cc/tm5u3kqxn/Beehive_comic.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/tm5u3kqxn/)
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: neillsayers on March 18, 2018, 10:36:29 am

(https://s17.postimg.cc/tm5u3kqxn/Beehive_comic.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/tm5u3kqxn/)




Got me LOL on this one! :laugh:
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Jen on March 18, 2018, 01:16:52 pm
This is my all time favorite..

(https://s9.postimg.cc/i51okw7cr/Plant-parenthood-meeting-cartoon-resizecrop--_1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/i51okw7cr/)
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: neillsayers on March 18, 2018, 02:43:15 pm
Gawd! LOL  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on March 18, 2018, 06:04:59 pm
 :laugh:  Good one, Jen!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on March 21, 2018, 05:55:18 am

(https://s17.postimg.cc/8jbkzr5kb/bee_comic.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/8jbkzr5kb/)
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: riverbee on March 21, 2018, 11:47:43 pm
now that is too funny!!!!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Les on April 03, 2018, 05:01:55 pm

(https://s17.postimg.cc/473tnzgjf/E50_DE989-_D64_C-46_D7-84_FF-22_A565_C02_BC5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/473tnzgjf/)
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Perry on April 03, 2018, 09:00:37 pm

(https://thumb.ibb.co/k8TEMc/medical_sting_bite_insect_bug_wasp_shl091008_low.jpg) (https://ibb.co/k8TEMc)
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: riverbee on April 03, 2018, 09:19:37 pm
perry and les.............funny!

............ :D :D :D
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on April 04, 2018, 07:55:20 am
Thanks for the grins.  You never know who might need a smile today.  :yes:
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: neillsayers on April 05, 2018, 12:26:32 am

(https://s17.postimg.cc/473tnzgjf/E50_DE989-_D64_C-46_D7-84_FF-22_A565_C02_BC5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/473tnzgjf/)

Showed this one to sweetie and said "This is me and you"
She roared! :laugh:
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Eddy Honey on April 28, 2018, 07:58:35 pm
What do you call an angry criminal going down a flight of stairs?






A condescending con-descending
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on April 28, 2018, 09:27:13 pm
 :laugh:
Good one, Eddy!
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Zweefer on May 08, 2018, 08:34:26 am
If you have a bee in your hand, what’s in your eye?



Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the bee holder of course!


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Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Wandering Man on May 25, 2018, 02:56:11 pm
What pollinates most of the world's crops and doesn't take any credit?



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A humblebee.

 :eusa_doh:
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Bakersdozen on July 17, 2018, 07:21:05 am

(https://thumb.ibb.co/duJCtd/birdsbeescomic.jpg) (https://ibb.co/duJCtd)
Click on the image if you are unable to see the entire picture.
Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: Wandering Man on August 08, 2018, 04:27:19 pm
Unfortunately, CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) can’t cure everything:

https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2018/08/08

Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: CBT on August 08, 2018, 06:32:10 pm
No coffee, No workee