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Offline Slowmodem

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Oops!
« on: January 23, 2014, 07:12:40 am »
"A man received message from his neighbor ... :
"Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home....In fact I am using more than U R using.....
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies "

The man shot his wife....... :

Few minutes later he received another message :
Sorry Sir spelling mistake... it's not wife but wifi.. "
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 10:08:13 am »
 :D
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 12:34:45 pm »
 Sorry but I did not find that one funny.

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Re: Oops!
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 01:34:17 pm »
Maybe Slowmodem is just spoofing us and it didn't really happen! ;)

I sent it by email to my wife who was in another room working on her iPod which shares my computer wifi connection; she thought it was funny!
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Re: Oops!
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 02:10:24 pm »
I know every joke may not be to everyone's taste, but it is in the "laugh a little" section. ;)
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