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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on December 16, 2013, 01:30:04 pm

Title: Dr. Phil's advice
Post by: iddee on December 16, 2013, 01:30:04 pm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
 
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Title: Re: Dr. Phil's advice
Post by: G3farms on December 16, 2013, 03:45:32 pm

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

uuuuhhh I really don't think that is what he meant! :lol:

Title: Re: Dr. Phil's advice
Post by: riverbee on December 18, 2013, 12:32:20 pm

:lol: way funny!

Title: Re: Dr. Phil's advice
Post by: mamapoppybee on December 18, 2013, 12:38:00 pm

nothing like afew spirits to lift you up! Im ready for mimosa's.