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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: Bakersdozen on June 14, 2021, 09:00:16 am

Title: Grandmothers: An Essay by an 8 yr old
Post by: Bakersdozen on June 14, 2021, 09:00:16 am
A grandmother is a lady who has no children of her own, so she likes other people's little girls.  A grandfather is a man grandmother.  He goes walks with boys and they talk about fishing, tractors and like that. Grandmothers don't have to do anything except be there. They are old, so they shouldn't have to play hard or run.  It is enough if they drive us to the shops where the pretend horse is and they have lots of five cents ready.  They are often fat, but not too fat to tie kids shoes.  They wear funny glasses and funny underwear and they can take their teeth and gums off.  Everyone should try to have one, because grandmothers are the only grown-ups who have got time.
Title: Re: Grandmothers: An Essay by an 8 yr old
Post by: Wandering Man on June 14, 2021, 04:45:14 pm
 :D :D
Title: Re: Grandmothers: An Essay by an 8 yr old
Post by: iddee on June 14, 2021, 07:25:01 pm
Sounds about right.......   :D