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iddee:

Hi Folks,

True story. I don't know if it's for the Humor or General. Is it even funny?

My wife and I were making supper a few nights ago. She noticed my phone flashing.

She said: You have a message on your phone.

I said: Put it on speaker and play it.

My pal's voice says: SAL! I got lucky today and brought home four virgins. I don't have enough equipment. Can you take one off my hands?

My wife rolls her eyes and says: I suppose you have to go visit a sick friend tonight?

That virgin is currently comfortably nested in a nuc in the back yard.

Sal

neillsayers:
 :laugh:

LazyBkpr:
heheh, I'm going to remember that one!

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