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Title: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Zulu on January 14, 2014, 12:44:19 pm
In keeping with lazybkp previous post

This is the funniest , bathroom humor I have ever read - fits in with Dave Barry's Colonoscopy funny

http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: beehandler on January 14, 2014, 01:27:16 pm
I haven't laughed that hard in years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    thanks, it made my day  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: apisbees on January 14, 2014, 01:55:58 pm
the first review OMG to funny
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Perry on January 14, 2014, 03:03:22 pm
That was rich, thanks for "sharing".  :laugh:
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: riverbee on January 14, 2014, 03:07:41 pm
LOL!!!! :D   the reviews are too funny!
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: tbonekel on January 14, 2014, 06:16:04 pm
Oh my gosh! That's awesome! :laugh:
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: rodmaker on January 14, 2014, 06:30:06 pm
still laughing















Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Slowmodem on January 14, 2014, 06:56:20 pm
Being a stickler for detail, I checked Amazon and there really is a link to that product and comments:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1389743609&sr=8-1&keywords=5+lb.+Bag+Of+Sugarless+Gummy+Bears
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Zulu on January 14, 2014, 09:22:18 pm
So Greg,  now that you have seen the real product , did you read the customer questions.....

First one asks if they can send the product to all 535 in Congress .....
And the answer is priceless ..., Sure, let us know how we can help you order it !!!!


I know I am sailing close here , but has to be the funniest set of comments I have read in years......

Imagine these gummies on your desk if you have annoying workers .......  :laugh:
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Perry on January 14, 2014, 09:34:21 pm
I had to show my wife and we're both laughing (me again) till it hurts.
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: iddee on January 14, 2014, 09:42:57 pm
Put a bowl of them out in the opposing locker room before a basketball game.
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Marbees on January 14, 2014, 09:55:26 pm
 :laugh: :laugh: Dear God, this much laugh we didn't have since high school. I can hear my wife still laughing from another room.
Thanks Zulu
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: LazyBkpr on January 14, 2014, 10:26:26 pm
That was worth a GOOD laugh, thanks for posting it!!  Already ordered a bag to put out JUST for special visitors!!!!
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Slowmodem on January 14, 2014, 11:09:51 pm
So Greg,  now that you have seen the real product , did you read the customer questions.....

First one asks if they can send the product to all 535 in Congress .....
And the answer is priceless ..., Sure, let us know how we can help you order it !!!!


I know I am sailing close here , but has to be the funniest set of comments I have read in years......

Imagine these gummies on your desk if you have annoying workers .......  :laugh:

I showed it to my wife and she was laughing hard, too. :)  What a great story.  Sometimes truth is better than fiction!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: blueblood on January 25, 2014, 10:54:47 am
"Violated" over and over...hahahaha!
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: LazyBkpr on January 28, 2014, 11:12:58 am
OMG!! They actually WORK!!!!

   I have a friend who is a practical joker..  But, the type of practical joker that sometimes thinks things are funny when they really arent?   He has a pretty nice 41 Magnum Revolver...   another friend and I were over at his house one evening having a beer.. he mentioned his 41 was jammed, I went and dug it out of the truck...  sure enough...  the cylinder was locked up..   Apparently whoever reloaded for him got a bit of extra powder in one case, because it was jammed pretty solidly..
   SO I have OTHER friend hold the gun while I work on freeing the cylinder.. now, this gun has 4 fully loaded rounds in it, so were not taking any chances as I pry and wiggle.....       At which point, the guns owner, my former friend, turns around and whips an empty beer can  at the wall, which happens to be tin..    In the silence of the shop, the BANG of the can hitting was excessively loud.. at which point I promptly punched my friend holding the gun in the nose....  at which point, the OTHER former friend fell on the floor in hysterics...     He has done multiple things like this, and each time I told him he WOULD eventually pay...
   So he called yesterday, his water line is frozen, So I went over to help...  and took the gummy bears... 
  OMG is he mad today. His wife seems to be on the edge of laughing and crying because the house smells so bad.. I called.. yeah, I aint going over there, so I called, asked if he wanted more Gummy bears...
   bad word did I do to deserve THIS!!???"
   So I started naming off the incidents, dating back to about 2000...    So now were arguing about weather it was an acceptable payback.. general consensus from OTHER friends is that it was the most hilarious thing they have ever seen, while the friend/victim thinks this is WAY over the line...   "Yeah, Laugh it up!!! YOU eat some of those blessed things and we will see how long you laugh!!!!!"
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Gypsi on January 28, 2014, 11:24:21 am
don't eat many of those gummy bears if they are the sugar free ones, unless you have a clear sewer line and multiple toilets, I read reviews on those, laughed so hard I cried.
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Zulu on January 28, 2014, 11:49:11 pm
OMG!! They actually WORK!!!!

   I have a friend who is a practical joker..  ..............! YOU eat some of those blessed things and we will see how long you laugh!!!!!"

Lol

You do realise the next payback is going to hurt YOU
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: LazyBkpr on January 29, 2014, 12:00:40 am
 :laugh:   Yep, I'm sure it will be humiliating and painful, and that EVERYONE will be greatly amused... except me.   ;D
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: Edward on February 17, 2014, 01:50:49 pm
They are on sale at the local grocery shop 2 for 4dollars  :D :laugh:
(https://worldwidebeekeeping.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.cc%2Fko3kdqazz%2FFoto0298.jpg&hash=1dded38c26652dd878147a7a2c8331c203cd5cd8) (http://postimg.cc/image/ko3kdqazz/)

(https://worldwidebeekeeping.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.cc%2Ftef50rg3r%2FFoto0299.jpg&hash=e9bafdcc29be6967d6660db3d8f2b35f1e47c946) (http://postimg.cc/image/tef50rg3r/)

Should be a hit with old constipated angry beekeepers :laugh: :yes:


mvh Edward  :P
Title: Re: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com
Post by: LazyBkpr on February 17, 2014, 10:50:53 pm
LOL