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Offline Garden Hive

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The Turtle and The Snails
« on: September 29, 2014, 08:12:34 pm »
A turtle is walking through the forest one day when a gang of snails ambush him and beat him up. Beaten and bruised, he gathers the strength to go to a local police station.
 
“What happened to you?” an officer asks when the turtle walks in.
 
“A gang of snails beat me up,” the turtle replies.
 
“Can you describe what they looked like?” asks the cop.
 
“I don’t know,” the turtle says. “It all happened so fast.”  :D

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Re: The Turtle and The Snails
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2014, 09:30:49 pm »
...................... :D
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Re: The Turtle and The Snails
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 01:26:49 am »
Garden- "“I don’t know,” the turtle says. “It all happened so fast.” 

    Cracked me up. Thanks for the chuckle right before I go to sleep  ;)
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Re: The Turtle and The Snails
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2014, 07:14:25 am »
 :goodone: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The Turtle and The Snails
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2014, 09:16:37 am »
Reminds me of one of my favorites when I was young :
What did the slug say when it rode on the turtle's back?
"Wheeee!"
Keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams.
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