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Offline gunsmith

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Thanks, kids.
« on: December 22, 2014, 11:07:17 pm »
On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for the teacher.
The supermarket managers daughter brought a basket of fruit.
The florists son brought a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owners daughter brought a box of chocolates.
Then the liquor store owners son brought up a big heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking a little.
She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it. "Is it wine?" She guessed. "No." The boy replied. She tasted another drop. "Is it champagne?"
"No," said the little boy................"It's a puppy."

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Re: Thanks, kids.
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 11:11:58 pm »
Good one/ :laugh: :laugh: Jack

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Re: Thanks, kids.
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2014, 06:05:51 am »
 Oh my, lost for words on this one.


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Re: Thanks, kids.
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2014, 07:30:29 am »
Uuuuurp!  :)
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Re: Thanks, kids.
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2014, 08:52:18 am »
 ;D

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Re: Thanks, kids.
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2014, 10:14:24 am »
LOL!
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