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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: Bamabww on February 03, 2015, 05:59:52 pm

Title: THOUGHT FOR TODAY: "PATIENTS"
Post by: Bamabww on February 03, 2015, 05:59:52 pm

(apologies for all caps)

FIVE SURGEONS WERE DISCUSSING WHO MAKES THE BEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON. THE FIRST SURGEON SAYS, "I LIKE TO SEE ACCOUNTANTS ON MY OPERATING TABLE, BECAUSE WHEN YOU OPEN THEM, UP EVERYTHING IS NUMBERED."

THE SECOND SURGEON RESPONDS, "YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY ELECTRICIANS! EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS COLOR-CODED."

THE THIRD SURGEON SAYS, "NO, I REALLY THINK FILE CLERKS ARE THE BEST; EVERYTHING IN SIDE THEM IS IN
ALPHABETICAL ORDER."

THE FOURTH SURGEON CHIMES IN: "YOU KNOW, I LIKE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS. THOSE GUYS ALWAYS UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU HAVE A FEW PARTS LEFT OVER AT THE END, AND WHEN THE JOB TAKES LONGER THAN YOU SAID IT WOULD."

BUT THE FIFTH SURGEON SHUT THEM ALL UP WHEN HE OBSERVED: "YOU'RE ALL WRONG. POLITICIANS ARE THE EASIEST TO OPERATE ON. THERE'S NO GUTS, NO HEART, AND NO SPINE, AND THE HEAD AND TAIL ARE INTERCHANGEABLE."

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Post by: Perry on February 03, 2015, 06:18:07 pm

 :yes: :yes: :D :D :yes: :yes:

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Post by: LazyBkpr on February 03, 2015, 08:57:39 pm

that was worth a chuckle for sure!

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Post by: kebee on February 04, 2015, 06:18:16 am

 One of the best ones I have heard in a while.

Ken

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Post by: tefer2 on February 04, 2015, 07:58:17 am

 :D :D :D

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Post by: riverbee on February 04, 2015, 10:56:42 am

LOL!

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Post by: efmesch on February 04, 2015, 03:52:35 pm

 ;D
If only it wasn't so true.