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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: tedh on September 18, 2015, 08:45:19 pm

Title: A ham sandwich...
Post by: tedh on September 18, 2015, 08:45:19 pm
Walks in to a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve food here." 
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Post by: LazyBkpr on September 18, 2015, 09:45:08 pm
doh....     :no:
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Post by: Perry on September 19, 2015, 01:02:29 pm
Groan! ;D
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Post by: Jen on September 19, 2015, 01:10:31 pm
I'm glad you said it Perry ~
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Post by: rcannon on September 19, 2015, 09:57:46 pm
That's so silly, it's funny.
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Post by: tedh on September 21, 2015, 11:39:34 am
I'm with you rcannon!  It's kind of silly, bordering on stupid, but I find it funny.  Ted
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Post by: Jen on September 21, 2015, 12:48:10 pm
But Ted... I Love Your Jokes! You are our comic relief  ;) :D
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Post by: Retroguy on September 27, 2015, 02:24:13 pm
A string walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in this establishment.  Get lost!"

So the string steps outside ties himself into a square know and ruffles up the end at the top and walks back in and order that beer.

"Say aren't you the string that was just in here?", asks the bartender suspiciously.

The string answers, "No I'm a frayed knot."
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Post by: Jen on September 27, 2015, 02:39:57 pm
 :D