I don't know that this counts as a dumb thing to buy, but it's sure dumb now. I bought a pair of nice, thick, expensive, soft goatskin gloves. Oh man, they were nice. I was inspecting my hives in comfort and the peaceful security of knowing it would take a Godzilla bee to get a sting in on my hands. After a few inspections they got a little smeared with honey and stained with propolis and other hive junk, but still. Amazing gloves.
Like all my other beekeeping equipment, I kept them in a box in my garage. No sense letting my beekeeping equipment clutter up the house, right?
Only, there are rats in my garage. And as I discovered a month or so ago -- rats love the taste of honey-smeared goatskin.
:'(