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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on January 29, 2016, 05:50:36 pm

Title: A sign mixup
Post by: iddee on January 29, 2016, 05:50:36 pm: We went out for seafood tonight. I laughed out loud when I saw two separate, non-related signs on the wall, one above the other.

A fisherman lives here with the best catch of his life.

FRESH CRABS
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: CBT on January 29, 2016, 08:59:13 pm: I saw a picture of a sign that said caution this sign has sharp edges :laugh:
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Post by: efmesch on January 30, 2016, 01:42:24 pm: How about the sign that said "No signs allowed" ?
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: tedh on January 30, 2016, 05:43:05 pm: The directions on my stick deodorant said to remove cap and push up bottom. It hasn't done much for my armpits but when I pass gas it smells like a cool spring morning!
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: CBT on January 30, 2016, 09:00:42 pm: I can here em in the elevator now. Who crapped a Christmas tree :laugh:
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: LazyBkpr on May 04, 2016, 11:07:49 am: Quote from: tedh on January 30, 2016, 05:43:05 pm
The directions on my stick deodorant said to remove cap and push up bottom. It hasn't done much for my armpits but when I pass gas it smells like a cool spring morning!

umm.... no it doesnt!!! :laugh:
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: Lburou on May 04, 2016, 11:49:46 am: Quote from: tedh on January 30, 2016, 05:43:05 pm
The directions on my stick deodorant said to remove cap and push up bottom. It hasn't done much for my armpits but when I pass gas it smells like a cool spring morning!
Are you in politics? That sounds like a qualification for high office. ;)
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: brooksbeefarm on May 04, 2016, 12:18:42 pm: There was a bait shop by Stockton lake in Mo. by the name Master Baiter's. :D Jack
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Post by: Perry on May 04, 2016, 02:49:40 pm: I think this is the place Iddee was talking about in the original post, it's where I tried a frog's leg. ;D

(https://worldwidebeekeeping.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.cc%2Fc7vq9hf1d%2F20160420_141937.jpg&hash=d2117c7080675fe2b6197921376ddc9fd2f7150c) (http://postimg.cc/image/c7vq9hf1d/)
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: neillsayers on May 04, 2016, 06:07:33 pm: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: riverbee on May 04, 2016, 08:23:39 pm: ............... :D

love the pic perry! especially the sign "NO CRABBY PANTS ALLOWED - ONLY HAPPY CLAMS"

and the hammer with the "attitude adjuster" written on it........... :D
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: neillsayers on May 04, 2016, 09:57:00 pm: When I was working in manufacturing I proposed putting a large, red mushroom stop button with a sign that said" Do Not Push This Button"
I wanted to tie it to an input on a PLC just to count how many times it got pushed.

Boss said, " Nice, Neill, but NO!" :)
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Post by: Lburou on May 04, 2016, 11:46:06 pm: A long time ago in San Antonio, there was a sign on a business that read, "Strange Gas Company." Always wondered just what they were selling. :)
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Post by: riverbee on May 04, 2016, 11:51:45 pm: .............. :D :D :D
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Post by: neillsayers on May 05, 2016, 10:14:04 pm: I like that one, Lee. Was it next to a chili house? :)
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Post by: Lburou on May 06, 2016, 10:08:10 am: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: neillsayers on May 05, 2016, 10:14:04 pm
I like that one, Lee. Was it next to a chili house? :)
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Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: CBT on June 04, 2016, 10:31:33 pm: Saw sign in an old store " If it's in stock We have it" ;D
Title: Re: A sign mixup
Post by: Bakersdozen on June 05, 2016, 09:39:47 am: Thanks for the chuckles! Keep them coming! :D