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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on April 11, 2019, 04:34:05 am

Title: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: iddee on April 11, 2019, 04:34:05 am
 Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

> #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

> #8 Life is sexually transmitted.

> #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

> #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

> #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

> #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

> #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

> #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Title: Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: tedh on April 11, 2019, 07:35:26 am
Thanks Iddee, that was funny!
Title: Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: neillsayers on April 11, 2019, 02:15:10 pm
 :laugh: All good but i really like #4
Title: Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: LazyBkpr on April 13, 2019, 05:17:30 pm
LOL!!!!   Wait... Don't tell my wife about the sandwich!!!
Title: Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: Jen on April 14, 2019, 12:33:49 am
Scott, after kids wifey only has time to make a sandwich..  ;D 8)
Title: Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: Jen on April 14, 2019, 12:35:33 am
Nine is a weird number... where did #10 go?

#10 I can't remember the first 9   :laugh:
Title: Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
Post by: CBT on April 14, 2019, 09:40:33 pm
That’s the first time I laughed out loud in a long time. THANK YOU IDDEE :yes: