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Offline Zweefer

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Bees in the bar
« on: April 09, 2021, 10:42:01 am »
Three bees fly into a pub and land on the bar.
The barkeep says “Wow bees, uh what can I get you?”
All three bees order a half drop of mead.
The barkeep finds an eye dropper and dispenses their order.
Full of curiosity the barkeep asks “So do bees drink a lot?”
The first bee replies,
“No… just enough to get a buzz on”
Keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams.
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Re: Bees in the bar
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2021, 12:43:04 pm »
One of my all time favs ~


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Re: Bees in the bar
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2021, 06:08:52 pm »
Haha!  Oh that is hilarious!  :D
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