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Offline Papakeith

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Two lines
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:12:20 pm »
When everyone on earth died and waited in line to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household and your family! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. How disgraceful!"

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "This is where my wife told me to stand."
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Re: Two lines
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2015, 12:08:23 am »
 :D :D Good one. Ohh, was that one man named Perry. Jack :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Two lines
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2015, 05:53:55 am »
 :D :D :D
You're startin early this morning Jack!  ;D
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Re: Two lines
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2015, 06:06:57 am »
 HAHA, Yea that is ok.

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Re: Two lines
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2015, 11:57:07 pm »
lol, too funny!
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