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Offline efmesch

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The story of Dr. Geezer's Clinic-


 >           An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
> He put a sign up outside that said: ‘’DR. GEEZER'S CLINIC- Get a treatment for $500.00 and if not cured, get back $1,000.00.’’

Doctor ‘’Young,’’ who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get > $1,000.00. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: ‘’Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.’’

Dr. Young:  Aaagh !! -- "That’s gasoline!"
 

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00.’’

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring that he will  recover his losses and make back his money.

Dr. Young:  ‘’I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.’’

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in this patient's mouth.’’

Dr. Young:  ‘’Oh, no you don't,  -- that’s gasoline!’’

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500.00.’’

Dr. Young, now after loosing $1,000.00, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: ‘’Dr. Geezer, now my eyesight has become very weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!’’

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000.00 back.’’ (giving him a $10.00 bill.)

Dr. Young: ‘’But this is only $10.00!’’

Dr. Geezer:  ‘’Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500.00 please.’’
 
> Moral of the story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*
 

 

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I love it!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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 That is one good one and I loved it also, still laughting.

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Just an example of the truth.   :laugh:
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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That's a good one Efmesh!
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LOL!.............. :D
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I will be retelling that one a few times to friends! :laugh:
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 :D Thanks Ef good one
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Was Dr. Young from Canada. :laugh: :laugh: Jack

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No, Dr. Young is from West Virginia while Dr. Geezer is from Canada