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Ain't dat da truff??
« on: March 30, 2022, 07:33:50 am »
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Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2022, 12:41:33 pm »
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Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?
In my house we have several plastic bags of plastic bags.  ;D
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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2022, 04:13:29 pm »
We live in a town with one walmart and one large grocery store. So I do a lot of online shopping. So I have a plastic bag filled with plastic bags, plus a real big bubble wrap envelope filled with lots of bubble wrap envelopes  :D
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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2022, 07:31:01 am »
Yep, Yep, Yep. :D

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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2022, 02:01:45 pm »
don't forget the paper bag stuffed with other paper bags from the grocery store as well  :yes:
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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2022, 02:49:28 pm »
don't forget the paper bag stuffed with other paper bags from the grocery store as well  :yes:
We used to have that one too, but we don't get enough paper bags anymore, so now we fill that paper bag with newspaper.  We also have a bread bag filled with bread bags, because Mom likes to use them for her homemade bread.  ;D
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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2022, 03:37:23 pm »
And then we, probaby all, have the big box in the garage with all the smaller broken down amazon boxes in it  ;)
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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2022, 05:30:09 pm »
At 76, I can relate to too many of them. :'(
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Re: Ain't dat da truff??
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2022, 05:57:01 pm »
We don't pay for city garbage pick up. Hubby has always taken our garbage to the dump, now they have all the recycling bins so it all works out  8)
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