Worldwide Beekeeping
General Discussion => Any and Every Thing => Topic started by: LazyBkpr on March 26, 2014, 06:28:53 pm
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So my daughter calls me today, and tells me that some Sheriff called looking for me....
She said, her VERY first thought was... Oh no.. NOW what did he go and do???
Turns out, it was a Forum Sheriff fixing to arrest me if I didn't show up to turn myself in...
Yep, I am still Kicking.. Been working, trying to get spring chores going. Built two engines, got two more to build, and a LOT of stuff to get done outside...
Over the years, I have become accustomed to spending winter inside. In the house, in the shop or store, but don't change my eating habits... so by the time winter is Coughing out its last breath, I have become pretty fat and lazy.. But I also have a bad case of cabin fever... so as soon as I can be outside comfortably, I AM!!! And boy is that hard on a fat lazy fellow... So I work hard, take a shower and fall asleep in my chair until the wife smacks me with whatever happens to be handy and tells me to go to bed...
There are no witnesses, and no body, Only a missing person, so there is no crime!!!
Thats my story and I am sticking to it.
8)
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OH! boy. Now I can unload the suv and unpack my bags. Put the bloodhounds back in the lot and relax. He has been captured.
I won't have to drive to Iowa after all.
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I guess we can cancel the silver alert :laugh:
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You can always move a little further north into northern Canada if you want a little longer winter break.
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Geeez Scott! I thought you were in the clink or something! I had the tow chain out and the four wheel drive ready to pull the barred window out. I'll be da.... if my mentor was gonna do time during swarm season!!! :laugh:
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Never mind the Sherriff, we were getting ready to send Chef Unknown after you, along with his friendly brother the Soup Nazi! 8)
It would not have been pretty. :D
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"I guess we can cancel the silver alert :laugh:"
LOL! that's funny rr!
see scott, what'd i tell you about the posse?....... 8).......... :D