Worldwide Beekeeping
General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on June 30, 2014, 10:01:48 am
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My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years.
She likes to play games.
Not totally trained.
Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails,
but she loves having them done.
Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work.
Only eats the best, most expensive food.
Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day
or give you unconditional love when you're down.
Does not bite but she can be mean as hades!
So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish,
wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her!
Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
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Hahaha that was a good one iddee and I heard of it when I was a kid living in north Ga.
Ken
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Me, too, but the younger generation hasn't heard it. ;D
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My friends father went thru an episode like this. He is a logging truck driver and sea seeing a girl and with out asking gave up her apartment and moved into his house with him and was trying to lay down her rules. not liking this he went to the guys he was working for and asked them to transfer him to a different cut block and hauling to a different mill some 250 miles away so he was staying in a hotel and mad excuses that he could not make it back home on the week ends. After a month of this she came down to stay with him but didn't care for the no amenity's budget hotel room they were staying in so told her to rent an apartment and over the next few week mood furniture down and set up house. Once all her stuff was in the new apartment, He informed her that he was moving back home hauling to his old mill and by the way, Your not coming with me.