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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: tedh on September 05, 2014, 01:13:02 pm

Title: Two Cannibals
Post by: tedh on September 05, 2014, 01:13:02 pm

So, two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other,..."does that taste funny to you?"   Ted

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Marion on September 05, 2014, 02:27:33 pm

 :laugh:

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Post by: Jen on September 05, 2014, 03:00:49 pm

Oh Wow! I haven't heard that one in yeeeeeeears  :)

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: efmesch on September 06, 2014, 03:04:56 pm

So two cannibals are eating a clown----one looks at the other and says, "Would you please wipe that smile off your face."   ;D :laugh:

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Garden Hive on September 06, 2014, 04:42:52 pm

Nice variation...Ef ! ;D

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: tedh on September 06, 2014, 08:20:58 pm

Ef,  That was hilarious!!!  Please, wipe that smile off your face!  How many ways is that funny!?  Ted

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2014, 10:13:47 pm

Groan/.....    But did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2014, 10:25:07 pm

OMG!

   Hey LzyBkpr! nice to see you checkin in once in awhile. I've noticed the absence of a couple of others as well, must be that part of ranch/farm life that I don't fully understand  :) 8)

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: iddee on September 06, 2014, 10:29:16 pm

Well, lazy, if you aren't going to keep it squeaky clean, try this one.

Cannibals caught a Pepsi driver and cooked him. They ate all of him but his "thing".

WHY??

Because "things go better with coke"

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2014, 10:32:22 pm

Thiongs go better with Coke?  But.. But... I thought the CLOWN would go better with Coke???   You know....  Have a coke and a smile?

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Perry on September 06, 2014, 10:57:57 pm

You folks are killin me with this stuff.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Slowmodem on September 06, 2014, 10:58:39 pm

Quote from: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2014, 10:13:47 pm

Groan/.....    But did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

No, but I heard about the boy that swallowed a silver dollar.  Last report was no change.  The doctor said he was trying to pass the buck.

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2014, 11:02:43 pm

Okay Slow...  A man goes to the doctor worried out of his mind, "Doc, I don't know what to do! Every time my wife comes out of the bathroom, there are coins in the bottom of the toilet bowl" Doc replies "Oh Mr. Miller, you don't have anything to worry about, your wife is just going thru the change"

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: tedh on September 07, 2014, 06:49:07 pm

Cannibal Husband:  I don't like your Mother.
Cannibal Wife:  Try the potatoes.
 

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Jen on September 07, 2014, 06:55:51 pm

Oh Ted.....  that's bad   :D

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Zweefer on October 11, 2014, 03:33:19 pm

Then there was the cannibal who is late for dinner… He received the cold shoulder.

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Jen on October 11, 2014, 03:42:20 pm

"As this evening has already proven, it's nice to have an old friend for dinner"

    What movie?  :)

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Post by: Perry on October 11, 2014, 05:12:04 pm

 :laugh:  :D :laugh:

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Post by: riverbee on October 11, 2014, 08:33:52 pm

............ :D

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Post by: Zweefer on October 12, 2014, 09:11:54 am

Silence of the lambs?

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: Jen on October 12, 2014, 12:34:58 pm

Close Zweef, the sequel 'Hannibal'

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: LadyyTay on December 06, 2014, 08:01:24 pm

I'd have gotten that one.  lol  Have read them all. :)  And watched them, though the books were better.

Title: Re: Two Cannibals
Post by: brooksbeefarm on December 06, 2014, 10:43:41 pm

Two elderly lady's setting in a rest home, one stood up and said, My Butts asleep, the other lady said, yes i know, i heard you snoring. ;D Jack