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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on December 30, 2013, 05:44:00 pm

Title: Farold
Post by: iddee on December 30, 2013, 05:44:00 pm

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Farold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Farold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Title: Re: Farold
Post by: Perry on December 30, 2013, 05:45:39 pm

Yup, that would be Farold. No fear in him. LOL

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Post by: G3farms on December 30, 2013, 06:06:48 pm

Let the paddling begin! ;D

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Post by: Riverrat on December 31, 2013, 08:59:09 am

yep that be me cant see anyone stand alone ;D

Title: Re: Farold
Post by: iddee on December 31, 2013, 11:07:04 am

Farold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Farold 'Giving up?'

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Post by: Perry on December 31, 2013, 11:08:53 am

Bet he didn't set down fer a week.  ;)

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Post by: riverbee on December 31, 2013, 11:19:30 am

LOL......waiting fer the next one...... ;D

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Post by: BoilerJim on December 31, 2013, 12:30:55 pm

My wife being a teacher, I am going to try this one out on her !

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Post by: Riverrat on December 31, 2013, 02:55:20 pm

It's a tough crowd I tell ya  :)

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Post by: iddee on December 31, 2013, 02:56:19 pm

Don't worry. There's more to come. :D

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Post by: iddee on January 04, 2014, 10:19:08 pm

The math teacher saw that Farold wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Farold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Farold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Post by: iddee on January 10, 2014, 10:40:20 pm

Little Farold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few  minutes, Farold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Farold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'

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Post by: Perry on January 11, 2014, 06:50:44 am

 :D 8) :laugh:

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Post by: tefer2 on January 11, 2014, 07:37:11 am

 ;D

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Post by: blueblood on January 11, 2014, 10:22:06 am

Ha! Good one!

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Post by: Riverrat on January 11, 2014, 07:16:57 pm

 :D :D :D