Worldwide Beekeeping
General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on July 17, 2015, 01:37:33 pm
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Telling Him Softly
With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons
of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage,
created by a soft, silky, pushup bra, and, pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked,
"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile,
unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and
seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled
Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said,
"Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which
she replied:
"Go look in the garage."
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HA HA like that one
Ken
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That got a laugh out of me. Thanks!
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Love It How to break the new so he anticipated it.
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Great, I should have used that in reverse when I brought home the wife's 20 old minivan after hitting a deer. My sister was trying it out for two miles and hit one. Longest drive in my life.
That's a good one the wife even got a chuckle from that one. :laugh: