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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: efmesch on January 06, 2016, 10:58:20 am

Title: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: efmesch on January 06, 2016, 10:58:20 am

The story of Dr. Geezer's Clinic-


 >           An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
> He put a sign up outside that said: ‘’DR. GEEZER'S CLINIC- Get a treatment for $500.00 and if not cured, get back $1,000.00.’’

Doctor ‘’Young,’’ who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get > $1,000.00. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: ‘’Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.’’

Dr. Young:  Aaagh !! -- "That’s gasoline!"
 

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00.’’

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring that he will  recover his losses and make back his money.

Dr. Young:  ‘’I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.’’

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in this patient's mouth.’’

Dr. Young:  ‘’Oh, no you don't,  -- that’s gasoline!’’

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500.00.’’

Dr. Young, now after loosing $1,000.00, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: ‘’Dr. Geezer, now my eyesight has become very weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!’’

Dr. Geezer: ‘’Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000.00 back.’’ (giving him a $10.00 bill.)

Dr. Young: ‘’But this is only $10.00!’’

Dr. Geezer:  ‘’Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500.00 please.’’
 
> Moral of the story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*
 

 

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: Perry on January 06, 2016, 11:29:57 am

I love it!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: kebee on January 06, 2016, 11:53:01 am

 That is one good one and I loved it also, still laughting.

Ken

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: iddee on January 06, 2016, 12:04:03 pm

Just an example of the truth.   :laugh:

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: Lburou on January 06, 2016, 01:23:36 pm

That's a good one Efmesh!

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: riverbee on January 06, 2016, 05:58:17 pm

LOL!.............. :D

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: BoilerJim on January 06, 2016, 10:36:09 pm

I will be retelling that one a few times to friends! :laugh:

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: neillsayers on January 07, 2016, 12:51:43 am

 :D Thanks Ef good one

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: brooksbeefarm on January 07, 2016, 11:12:25 am

Was Dr. Young from Canada. :laugh: :laugh: Jack

Title: Re: I got this from my sister so you can be sure it's clean--- you decide if funny
Post by: dr4ngas on January 08, 2016, 12:57:49 am

No, Dr. Young is from West Virginia while Dr. Geezer is from Canada