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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: iddee on August 22, 2016, 09:47:00 am

Title: Honesty
Post by: iddee on August 22, 2016, 09:47:00 am: My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now…
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: kebee on August 22, 2016, 10:56:46 am: Now I don't care what anyone says that is funny.

Ken
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: neillsayers on August 22, 2016, 02:19:12 pm: Quote from: kebee on August 22, 2016, 10:56:46 am
Now I don't care what anyone says that is funny.

Ken

x2 :laugh:
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: Wandering Man on August 22, 2016, 02:57:30 pm: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: riverbee on August 26, 2016, 12:39:24 am: :D :D :D
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Post by: Green bee on August 26, 2016, 08:11:14 pm: Haha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: LazyBkpr on August 29, 2016, 02:28:43 pm: LOL Yep, good for a laugh!! Thanks! ;D
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Post by: Les on September 20, 2016, 11:13:03 am: Ken almost drove off the road laughing at this, thanks for the laugh!
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Post by: neillsayers on September 20, 2016, 08:16:03 pm: Sweet Wife let out a guffaw over this one. :D
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Post by: efmesch on September 24, 2016, 04:59:58 pm: To tell the truth, it took me a while, pondering who Colonel Sanders was and why it should be funny---and then, WHOMP, it hit me, what a great joke.
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: Zweefer on December 29, 2016, 12:50:26 am: Anyone else read that in a Bubba (a la Forrest Gump) voice?
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Post by: Gypsi on December 29, 2016, 09:45:02 am: :) :) :)
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Post by: CBT on December 29, 2016, 08:23:47 pm: Just read it allowed in Bubba Gumps voice. Great, I'll stop now.
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: Green bee on December 30, 2016, 06:34:04 am: That's to funny ;D where did you come up with this iddee? Did this really happen to you? ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: Honesty
Post by: iddee on December 30, 2016, 06:49:21 am: NO. If it had been me, it would be frog legs.They would have gotten a stronger reaction from the teacher. :yes: :yes: