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General Discussion => Laugh A Little => Topic started by: Marbees on January 16, 2014, 05:24:15 pm

Title: One Liners
Post by: Marbees on January 16, 2014, 05:24:15 pm

   Scottish Wedding
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled..."Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
-- The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Perry on January 17, 2014, 06:52:59 am

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Marbees on January 17, 2014, 08:37:57 pm

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he's achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while he was on drugs.               
-- When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Slowmodem on January 17, 2014, 09:29:25 pm

But he WAS the first man on the moon!

Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Marbees on January 17, 2014, 11:24:11 pm

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 modem, this is hilarious, great sense of humor :D