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Beekeeping => Beekeeping 101 => Topic started by: rt1068 on September 04, 2016, 07:38:46 pm

Title: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 04, 2016, 07:38:46 pm
As I am preparing for bees next year my wife had a question that I did not know the answer to. That in and of itself is not uncommon. I rarely know how to answer her questions.  :laugh:  But, anyway, she asked if it is going to be possible for us to go on vacation once we have bees. I know there are times when you have to get in the hives to check on things but is there a set of guidelines on how often this needs to occur. We have a trip planned for next July that will take us away for a couple of weeks. Should I postpone getting bees for another year or should they be alright to be left alone for a few weeks?

As always, I appreciate your responses.
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: iddee on September 04, 2016, 07:55:44 pm
Who checks them in hollow trees. Checking hives is for the beekeepers benefit only. The bees do fine with no interference from humans.

Enjoy your vacation.The bees hope it is an extended one.  ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: neillsayers on September 04, 2016, 08:38:36 pm
Who checks them in hollow trees. Checking hives is for the beekeepers benefit only. The bees do fine with no interference from humans.

Enjoy your vacation.The bees hope it is an extended one.  ;D

Iddee always has a great way of putting things. :)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Nugget Shooter on September 04, 2016, 09:15:14 pm
No worries and I like your questions. The bees got this and liken it to having a great crew you manage on a large construction project, they know what they are doing and will let ya know when assistance is needed, they know how to do their job.

I agree with iddee as well  ;)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: brooksbeefarm on September 04, 2016, 09:25:20 pm
July in my area the bees would be guarding my honey for me until i got time to take it off anyway. 8) Jack
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: efmesch on September 04, 2016, 09:52:58 pm
Your question would be of concern  if you were starting to raise cows or chickens.  But bees are great ones for inviting their owners to go away on vacations.  Have a jolly time together, knowing that bees, in spite of your absence, will still continue "doing a-what comes naturally", on their own.   Isn't it insulting to think that as far as they are concerned, you are totally unnecessary?
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 04, 2016, 10:06:22 pm
rt ~ take my advice as a woman who has been pretty much happily married to the same man for 40 years now.

Don't ever answer her questions! Simply say "My beloved, I'm not sure! Until I find out, how can I help around the house?" then kiss her on her nose and smile.

Now I can answer your question  :D  All Of The Above   :D

And like Jack (brooksbeefarm) said, the bees will be very busy foraging and making honey. Swarm season will over for the most part. Great time for a vaca  ;) 8)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 04, 2016, 10:23:00 pm
Jen I think that's great advice for all of us married guys here! ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 04, 2016, 10:30:41 pm
40 Years Green Bee... Forty! Trust me on this one  ~snork~
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 04, 2016, 10:35:05 pm
You know what they say if momma's not happy no one is. :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 05, 2016, 02:39:17 pm

Don't ever answer her questions! Simply say "My beloved, I'm not sure! Until I find out, how can I help around the house?" then kiss her on her nose and smile.


   huh?   :-\\

   no....    :no:  DON'T do that!!!
  Use a LOT of big words with a variety of different meanings, and keep a straight face, In fact have a stern look and nod your head a bit as you wave your hands about.. Make it an ELONGATED reply that lasts several minutes... She WILL eventually walk away in confusion...  it takes two or three times before she STOPS asking questions...   
   Follow Jaybirds advice and you will only ADD to your HONEY DO list!!!    :yes:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 05, 2016, 04:01:18 pm
Well Yeeaah! That's the whole point Scott  ;) 8)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 04:31:32 pm
I've tried that Lazy, but I think my wife is smarter than I am! :eusa_wall:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 05, 2016, 04:38:32 pm
I've tried that Lazy, but I think my wife is smarter than I am! :eusa_wall:

Mine is definitely smarter than I am. No question :\'( :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 04:42:21 pm
Is that you rt , or did your wife hijack your computer? :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 05, 2016, 04:49:54 pm
 :D it is me. I don't mind her being the one with the smarts. What is it they say?  Ignorance is bliss. And I am a very happy guy!  ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 04:54:45 pm
Humm haven't thought of it like that rt. Maybe that's why I am so happy. :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 05, 2016, 05:25:03 pm
My hubby is the one with the smarts and a lot of it, however, I am the one with the instinct and a lot of it  ;) 8)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 05, 2016, 05:28:22 pm
Yea, I agree with the long explanation spill , has worked before . But be careful the tide can turn at any minute :yes: :yes: :yes:   
Eggshells I recall  :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 05, 2016, 05:37:39 pm
Yeah, I have one of those too... you can substitute the Confusion for frustration and it still works!
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 05:51:52 pm
Rt, listen to Jen on this one. Unless you have a nice comfortable sofa to sleep on. ???
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 05, 2016, 06:01:54 pm
I might have to stay. Hush Hush like the song :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 05, 2016, 06:50:27 pm
My hubby is the one with the smarts and a lot of it, however, I am the one with the instinct and a lot of it  ;) 8)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 05, 2016, 07:05:02 pm
GB,
Now i do have a very lazy la-z-boy ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 07:31:33 pm
My sofa isn't long enough for mr to sleep on. I know from experience  :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: iddee on September 05, 2016, 07:36:25 pm
It's easy to tell the men whose wives are the smartest. I was smart enough to put a twin bed in my computer room.   :P   :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 05, 2016, 08:10:46 pm
It's easy to tell the men whose wives are the smartest. I was smart enough to put a twin bed in my computer room.   :P   :D

 :D :laugh: :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: brooksbeefarm on September 05, 2016, 08:41:47 pm
When you tell them that you are the King and our home is my CASTLE your troubles are over. Think i'll take a nap now. :yes: Jack 8)
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: iddee on September 05, 2016, 08:46:44 pm
But how long does it take for the swelling to go down?   :o :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 05, 2016, 09:34:01 pm
Depending on how big the bump is  :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 05, 2016, 09:47:12 pm
And depending on how big the bump is, is whether she used her hair brush, baseball bat, or cast iron fry pan.... in that order, according the smart bootie comment that was made  :laugh:
 
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 09:51:44 pm
When you tell them that you are the King and our home is my CASTLE your troubles are over. Think i'll take a nap now. :yes: Jack 8)
if I was to say that I don't think I would be taking a nap unless I could sleep with my eyes open :o :o
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 05, 2016, 10:24:27 pm
Jen,
Ha Ha what kind'a hair brush you got  :sad: :no: :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 05, 2016, 10:44:41 pm
Hey Jen you forgot shoe, my mom could throw a shoe around a corner and hit you right between the eyes. :eusa_doh: :eusa_doh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 05, 2016, 11:04:20 pm
Oooh the shoe's a good one! My mom thru a bread and butter knife at me during my stinky teenage years, it hit the floor bounced up and cut my leg  :o  it was a pretty good nick. She made her point... no pun intended  :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: neillsayers on September 05, 2016, 11:22:49 pm
I've tried that Lazy, but I think my wife is smarter than I am! :eusa_wall:

Mine is definitely smarter than I am. No question :\'( :D
Since my teenage years I've always bragged that I can only be attracted to a woman that I think is smarter than myself. It wasn't until I turned 45 or so that I came to realize that just about any woman is smarter than me! :eusa_doh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 06, 2016, 09:39:08 am
And depending on how big the bump is, is whether she used her hair brush, baseball bat, or cast iron fry pan.... in that order, according the smart bootie comment that was made  :laugh:

Hair brush?  Never had to deal with that from the wife.  Now growing up it was a different story.  Mom's favorite weapon.  Ouch :o
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2016, 11:54:25 am
rt- I don't think we were supposed to highjack your thread  :hijack: but that's what happens when the work 'wife' 'woman' 'better half' gets put in the subject line  :D  I hope you got your question answered ??
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 06, 2016, 12:05:28 pm
rt- I don't think we were supposed to highjack your thread  :hijack: but that's what happens when the work 'wife' 'woman' 'better half' gets put in the subject line  :D  I hope you got your question answered ??

No worries; I dont mind the hijack at all.  And, yes, I did get my question answered.  This has been a fun thread to read.
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2016, 12:49:39 pm
Good! and glad you have a sense of humor rt  ;) 8) We need that during the dearths and winter when we have no bees to fuss over for awhile.
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 06, 2016, 12:52:04 pm
A sense of humor is one thing I have plenty of.  Life is too short to be serious all the time. :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2016, 01:25:13 pm

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Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: rt1068 on September 06, 2016, 01:31:16 pm
Great advice  :laugh:  Not as much fun, but good advice
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: neillsayers on September 06, 2016, 04:08:41 pm

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This got me giggling. :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2016, 04:08:51 pm
My wife once STUCK a regular screwdriver right between my eyes. I had to pull it out of my forehead!!!   I honestly do not think i have ever seen her laugh that hard..   Well, except for the electric dog collar incident, but we wont go there....
   In her defense.. she was just "tossing" it to me when i was wiring the new house in Maine...   However... she did "TOSS" it, overhand, it hit a rafter, went between my fingers and THUD....   Blood dripping from the rafters.....
   As much as I call her mean, I honestly believe I used up every bit of good luck I will ever have when i met her.  It's still fun to pick on her, because I can run faster, and have WAY too many places to hide for a few days in this neck of the woods.   The truly unfortunate part of being "home" is that all my friends now know her, and love her to death, and are WAY too willing to AID her when she is hunting me down.
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 06, 2016, 04:47:00 pm
Ok lazy you have our attention, let's do go there. :t3816:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2016, 05:39:30 pm
I have posted it somewhere else I think, but can post it here, for the....  humor value...   I have learned humility over the years of marriage,and can now look back, and laugh at things I really did not think were funny at the time...

   At one time, I raised English Springer Spaniels, and trained them...   It is how my wife and I got to meet and become friends with George and Barbara Bush...  but that is another story...
   
   Once in a great while, I had a dog to train that no matter what I tried, they... ignored me. I needed a way to get their attention, so i ordered a Tri Tronics shocking collar...  It arrived Via UPS, and I found it on the step when I got home that night.. wife was making dinner, kids were out running around somewhere.. i opened the box, looked it all over, and saw that the collar itself came with several “pins” of different colors. Each pin had a different resistance, and would deliver more or less chock, depending on what the dog needed..
   I loved those dogs, they were some of the best dogs I had ever worked with, so i was not about to just slap this thing on them and start pushing the button..
   the instructions said, the battery was charged, but to plug it in overnight... OK, but, i wanted to test it.. I put the lowest rated pin in the collar, put it on my arm, and pushe dthe button on the remote..   I could barely feel it.. i put it on my neck... not much different.. I moved up a couple pins and tried it again...   My thought at that time, was, that this is ridiculous! I was wondering if a dog would even notice the shock if it was excited, chasing a deer or a rabbit etc...
   I moved up a couple more pins.. still not much worth mention..  Being a Mechanic, i have been zapped by spark plug wires, and THAT is sort of what i expected, maybe with a little less bite...   A little disappointed, I put the RED pin in, put the collar on my neck and pushed the button..

  My wife was watching, as she did dishes, mildly amused...  the mild part changed, when i pushed the button with the red pin...
   I threw the collar across the room... Kicke dthe dining room table over, WHILE I somehow also managed to flip over backwards in my chair, slide across the kitchen on my back and end up piled against the wall wondering WHAT THE &%#%$ just happened?”
   As I was once again able to think, and see... the first thing I see, is my wife, sitting on her butt, her feet kicking as she made a funny EEEE    EEEEE    EEEEE  sound while holding her stomach...
   I REALLY REALLY did not see the humor... No way...  That danged thing BIT HARD, it felt like you got kicked in the neck by a mule.. a BIG ANGRY mule!
   I graowled something at her, and her laughter started to subside, as I un tangled myself and stood up. I put my hands on my hips to glare at her, still sitting on the floor trying to catch her breath...  she looked at me, and her eyes widened, and she let out a little, sort of WAIL sound, that quickly returned to the EEEE    EEEE   EEEE   EEEE sounds, while her feet kicked and she flopped around on the floor, with REAL tears falling from her eyes....
   I looked down, to see....  the front of my pants soaking wet......
   Needless to say, I threw away the RED pin, and I had to HIDE, the stupid shock collar.. Whenever she saw it, she started giggling uncontrollably...  TO THIS VERY DAY, if she sees one of those stupid things she giggles, and asks me if I want to test it.....
   Women NEVER forget anything!
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 06, 2016, 05:49:36 pm
My word lazy I would have loved to been a fly on the wall   :laugh: :laugh: And I want even ask about the Bush's. The way you can tell a story I would love to sit on the porch and listen to some of those. Thanks for a good laugh! :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 06, 2016, 07:24:05 pm
Rt , when i was growing up . My mother an most teased their hair with a comb.  :yes: :yes:
So  Jen inquiring minds wants to know was the brush made of stone  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jen i'm joking good thread.


Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: neillsayers on September 06, 2016, 07:33:17 pm
rt1068,

When I read the topic line I was expecting a question like, " Have you taken leave of your senses?!" :)


Lazy, I showed your post to Sweet Wife and she also convulsed into paroxysms of laughter. When she caught her breath she said, "That's something you would do!"

Sometimes I think the only reason they keep us around is for entertainment purposes! :D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2016, 07:45:43 pm
Neil....  Your point has hit me kind of hard...  I think your on to something!!  I have often wondered why she kept me around... i once thought it was because she liked to physically HURT me, but now.. i am wondering if it is just because I make her laugh... "AT" me..............
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Mikey N.C. on September 06, 2016, 07:54:58 pm
Great story, girlfriend was  rolling as much as your wife. Probably not
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 06, 2016, 08:05:56 pm
My wife keeps me around because I have the body of a Greek god! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2016, 09:05:44 pm
The body of a greek god is nice to look at, but so is a top sirlion bacon hamburger. They both last about the same amount of  time. Show me a man painting the exterior of my house and he'll see some action BADDA BING BABY!!!
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 06, 2016, 09:11:04 pm
Well I don't really have the body of a Greek god, most likely because of those hamburgers. But it sounded good. :-[
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2016, 09:16:50 pm
Awe Green, I love hamburgers too  ;) 8) especially with grilled onions and plenty of mayo  ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 06, 2016, 09:21:22 pm
 :occasion14:
Awe Green, I love hamburgers too  ;) 8) especially with grilled onions and plenty of mayo  ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Nugget Shooter on September 06, 2016, 10:05:31 pm
Now that (having done some doozies myself) was a great read LazyBkpr and is was laughing like a fool enough that my girlfriend read it and same result. I have a vivid imagination and was there with ya man, thanks for a well needed laugh. At your expense even.....
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Les on September 06, 2016, 10:15:48 pm
I wanted to raise chickens and keep bees.  When I realized I couldn't leave the chickens unattended, the bees won!
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 06, 2016, 10:16:42 pm
LzyBkpr and Dunkel are my favorite story tellers. Would like for LzyBkpr to again tell the story of when he was just learning about beekeeping and his mentor. Then, Dunkels story about his basement, bees and a skunk.

I'm sure those stories are in the archives here ~~ maybe we can find them?
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: LazyBkpr on September 07, 2016, 02:21:08 am
Which mentor story?  The banana peel one?  I am sure the old bugger is up there LAUGHING every time I even THINK about it...
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Bakersdozen on September 07, 2016, 08:14:26 am
I wanted to raise chickens and keep bees.  When I realized I couldn't leave the chickens unattended, the bees won!

Les, that's why we are dog less at the present.  The husband is enjoying being able to do a road trip and not worry about wet noses left behind. 

Boy, has this thread gotten off subject.   ;D
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Green bee on September 08, 2016, 05:51:20 pm
Ok Lazybpr, you also have our attention. I gotta hear about this banana pill :t3816:
Title: Re: Question from the wife
Post by: Jen on September 08, 2016, 06:57:46 pm
Lazy, the mentor story where you are in your teens I think, maybe younger. You say "Yes Sir" a lot, he has you searching for queens, you get stung and he chuckles