Worldwide Beekeeping
General Discussion => Any and Every Thing => Topic started by: LazyBkpr on January 29, 2014, 09:37:38 am
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Do women have a selective hearing thing like men do?
I have often been informed its time to get ready...
Get ready for what?
Your going with me to a company dinner tonight!!!
"I have things to do, why didnt you tell me earlier?"
"I did, I told you all about it, you said you would go!"
"I did?"
"YES! GET READY!"
"When did you tell me about it?"
"THREE MONTHS AGO!"
"Oh, that explains it............"
I Have, on multiple occasions, explained in a very outspoken manner, that THIS SUMMER was not going to be a panic get it done type of summer.. NO HOUSES to flip, No Decks to Build, No Barns to put up, No Railroad ties to carry. I am using this summer to finish putting the tin on the barn, to fix the machine shed, to finish the chicken fort, and to Expand the bee yards.. NO NEW PROJECTS!!!
Phone call last night..
"I need yo to take a certified check for a thousand dollars to the realtor."
"Why?"
"I just made an offer on a hose."
"Oh.. OK, who did you hire to work on it?"
Silence from the other end of the line
"Hello? You there?"
Silence from the other end of the line
"Hello? Hello?"
"YOU are going to work on it, because I said so Mistah!"
"Nope."
"Excuse me?"
"Do you have gas again?"
"We ARE going to do this, so get used to it."
"Does it have a name?"
"Does What have a name?"
"You said we, so I assume you have a tapeworm?"
CLICK
"Hello?"
She thinks I am pulling her chain..?? This isn't going to end well. Anyone got a spare bed and need a groundskeeper?
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No spare bed, but I do have a hammer and saw you can borrow. As you know, but won't yet admit, you WILL be working on a house.
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See, thats the PROBLEM here... Women KNOW the correct bribery techniques, AND the perfect means of punishment for failure to yield. When i dont listen thees trouble in rive city.. when SHE doesnt listen... I will be bent, or BROKEN!!!!! :'(
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Dang that sounds familiar.. Your wife and mine may be distant relatives :o
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Not like me and my buddy Jack. There's no doubt as to who is in charge in our houses, isn't that right Jack! :)
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you guys are very entertaining.....
Women are like telephones.
They love to be held.
They love to be talked to.
BUT......... if you push the wrong button, you will be disconnected.
.......... :D
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Women are like CATS
they love to be held.. on occasion. Try to hold them at the wrong time you get clawed and bitten!
they love to be talked to unless your talking about how the new cam you ordered should help with the low end torque in your truck..
I dont mind being clawed and bitten.. I mean, a man HAS to try.. but there is JUST no excuse for not being interested in that new Cam!!!