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General Discussion => Any and Every Thing => Topic started by: Perry on May 25, 2017, 07:04:11 am

Title: Bingo
Post by: Perry on May 25, 2017, 07:04:11 am
Under the B = 1
Under the Eye = 1
This is what happens when the government inspector is there and you take off your veil.
Didn't hurt all that bad but I look like a I'm carrying luggage under the eye the bag is so big. :laugh:
Darn thing flew in behind my glasses and got stuck there, just glad she missed my eyeball. :o
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Wandering Man on May 25, 2017, 08:50:24 am
Ouch!

One of our dachsunds got hit in his eyeball.

I can't imagine the pain, or what would happen with bee venom in there!

 :o  :o

So, where's the pic?
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Jen on May 25, 2017, 12:46:38 pm
Agreed Wman! Doesn't count without a pic!  ;) 8)
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Wandering Man on May 25, 2017, 12:55:35 pm

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Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Perry on May 25, 2017, 03:46:12 pm
It's gone now, I don't know how I manage to stay so good looking it's so easy. :P
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Wandering Man on May 25, 2017, 04:04:09 pm
No pie for YOU!   :no: :eusa_boohoo:
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Jen on May 25, 2017, 06:43:06 pm
Not Fair Perry! I don't believe it ever happened, tsk tsk

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 ;) 8)
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: riverbee on May 26, 2017, 01:40:17 am
mr river decided to change his deodorant a few months back..........i told him to lose it..........wouldn't listen to me, but the bees told him............ :D

last sunday, he took one sting above the left eye on the eyelid and 2 stings to the lip while working the garden last weekend.  (they been pestering him since the deodorant change, i warned him). i watched after the first sting to the eyelid, then the second, and third. he went running up the driveway for the house cuz the bees were chasing him.  i had to dig the stingers out and asked him how that deodorant was working out for him.......... :D

he had a trial bright and early monday morning ........ :D

minnesota judge says 'counselor, hope your weekend was a good one'........... :D

wisconsin client says 'geez, what bar did you go to and what jail were you in'.............. :D  :D  :laugh:

perry, not trying to hijack your thread and sorry to hear of the stings to delicate places on the face, but that's what ya get when you lose the veil......... :P... :D
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Perry on May 26, 2017, 07:08:10 am
Whenever I get stung I can almost 100% of the time assure you it's because I deserve it. :yes: :yes:
Is that a burnt apple pie Jen? :P
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Jen on May 26, 2017, 11:57:09 am
Perry "Whenever I get stung I can almost 100% of the time assure you it's because I deserve it."

Agreed! I don't mind a couple or so stings tho, my bones feel better... however, I do wear a ball cap and loose veil just to keep them out of my nose  :o

Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Marion on May 26, 2017, 02:49:25 pm
Perry that happened to my husband last year. When the inspector was there also. He got stung in the nostril which caused a large clear pouch to form under each eye and his upper lip looked like Homer Simpson's.
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Perry on May 26, 2017, 05:05:11 pm
Perry that happened to my husband last year. When the inspector was there also. He got stung in the nostril which caused a large clear pouch to form under each eye and his upper lip looked like Homer Simpson's.

You just have to learn to close your eyes when kissing your spouse. :) ;D :D
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: brooksbeefarm on May 27, 2017, 12:34:45 pm
Perry, beauty is only in the eye of the beholder!  :laugh: I worked out yards two days straight with no stings (i think?) then yesterday i went out to the shed and picked up a bag of salt mix for the cows and slung it under my arm, Bingo, instant pain :o, i dropped the bag and looked to see what got me? I was happy to see it was a bee :yes: my first thought was a spider bite, i've been bit twice by the Brown Recluse spider and had to go to the doctor :sad: The stinger was in me and the bee was trying to pull loose, so i was careful and got her loose and put her in the grass, knowing she would die slow that way ;D Who would of thought a bee would be on a bag of salt ??? Jack
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Perry on May 27, 2017, 12:43:52 pm
Uh, we're talking about girls Jack!
Now to sit back and wait for riverbee! :D
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: brooksbeefarm on May 27, 2017, 01:56:01 pm
Squirts my little bitty buddy, she knows i wasn't talking about her or Granny Yoakum. :no:Besides most things fly over her head anyway. :laugh: Jack
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Jen on May 27, 2017, 02:15:34 pm
Now Jack? I don't take you with a grain of salt... I take you with a bag of salt  :D :laugh: :D :laugh: :P
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: riverbee on June 06, 2017, 03:25:56 am
"Uh, we're talking about girls Jack!
Now to sit back and wait for riverbee! :D"


"Squirts my little bitty buddy, she knows i wasn't talking about her or Granny Yoakum. :no:Besides most things fly over her head anyway. :laugh: Jack"


.................. :D :D :laugh:

perry, like jack said (beauty is in the eye of the beholder) WE (us girls) are the beauties and YOU GUYS are the BEHOLDERS................. :D

Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: CBT on June 06, 2017, 10:16:25 pm
Woot woot
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: LazyBkpr on June 07, 2017, 01:14:15 am
Yep! We get to behold once in a while here!  I got to see Jen in her jammies once, still waiting for Mrs RIver in her jammies!    :laugh:
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Jen on June 10, 2017, 11:10:57 pm
Ahh Shux Scott, it won't be this year, swarming all calmed down now. To bad for you  ;D I have new jammies now too. It got too uncomfortable sleeping in the old jammies with all the dried propolis and all  :laugh:
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: LazyBkpr on June 11, 2017, 01:24:11 am
LOL!!  A TRUE beekeeper has propolis on their jamies!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: brooksbeefarm on June 11, 2017, 11:28:30 pm
And stingers in their BUTT. :laugh: :laugh: Jack
Title: Re: Bingo
Post by: Jen on June 11, 2017, 11:55:48 pm
All of the above!  :D