Worldwide Beekeeping

Beekeeping => General Beekeeping => Topic started by: rober on April 22, 2018, 08:50:45 am

Title: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: rober on April 22, 2018, 08:50:45 am: this could be fun.
you know you're a beekeeper when...........
you empty your pockets when doing laundry & you find bees in them.
your truck & tractor steering wheels & control levers are sticky.
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: neillsayers on April 22, 2018, 12:15:11 pm: You are with your wife at the plant nursery and you are trying to line out the bees while she shops.
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: Bakersdozen on April 22, 2018, 01:08:22 pm: Quote from: neillsayers on April 22, 2018, 12:15:11 pm
You are with your wife at the plant nursery and you are trying to line out the bees while she shops.
:laugh:
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: Bakersdozen on April 22, 2018, 01:15:38 pm: 1. You do your first split and ALL WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN!
2. You help a novice do a split and ALL WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN!
3. You catch your first swarm and SAME AS ABOVE.
4. You start receiving texts and phone calls for help and advice from novice beekeepers and .... :)

Also, when your bee suit is patched up with duct tape!
Fun thread rober!
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: Jen on April 22, 2018, 01:39:13 pm: When you jump in the truck to head to the next town, there are a couple bees in the cab, you turn around and go back home to let them out, because you know if they get out of the cab 20 miles away, they won't be able to find their way back home.

Baker! So True :D
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: CBT on April 22, 2018, 04:15:43 pm: As you enjoy your morning coffee you think about how many bees are needed to pollinate the beans it took to make it. You know you got it bad!
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: Perry on April 22, 2018, 05:30:32 pm: When you're driving around and find yourself paying extra attention to the flora around when it never meant diddly before!
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: LazyBkpr on April 22, 2018, 05:50:51 pm: When you STOP the lawnmower and wait for the bee on the dandelion to fly away before continuing....
Title: Re: you know you're a beekeeper when
Post by: Wandering Man on April 22, 2018, 06:42:36 pm: When you count the stingers in your gloves and your spouses’ gloves to see who got hit the most.