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Offline iddee

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Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« on: April 11, 2019, 04:34:05 am »
 Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

> #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

> #8 Life is sexually transmitted.

> #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

> #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

> #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

> #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

> #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

> #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2019, 07:35:26 am »
Thanks Iddee, that was funny!
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2019, 02:15:10 pm »
 :laugh: All good but i really like #4
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2019, 05:17:30 pm »
LOL!!!!   Wait... Don't tell my wife about the sandwich!!!
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 12:33:49 am »
Scott, after kids wifey only has time to make a sandwich..  ;D 8)
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 12:35:33 am »
Nine is a weird number... where did #10 go?

#10 I can't remember the first 9   :laugh:
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 09:40:33 pm »
That’s the first time I laughed out loud in a long time. THANK YOU IDDEE :yes: