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Offline iddee

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HE MUST PAY
« on: April 18, 2014, 07:20:27 pm »
HE MUST PAY
 
A husband and wife had a tiff.
 
His wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
 
Her Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
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Re: HE MUST PAY
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 07:46:46 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HE MUST PAY
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2014, 10:12:14 pm »
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: HE MUST PAY
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2014, 08:13:59 am »
For some reason...hubby didn't laugh when I read this one to him....wonder why???
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 08:40:42 am »
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2014, 08:58:22 am »
 :laugh:
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2014, 10:20:09 am »
I had a pretty good mother in law, lost her to cancer when she was just 54. We got along very well, but not sure I could have lived with her, well maybe, it would have kept the wife occupied anyway.  :laugh:
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Re: HE MUST PAY
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2014, 01:39:08 pm »
Ouch ! :sad:
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Re: HE MUST PAY
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2014, 11:21:45 am »
 :D :laugh: :D
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