A turtle is walking through the forest one day when a gang of snails ambush him and beat him up. Beaten and bruised, he gathers the strength to go to a local police station.
“What happened to you?” an officer asks when the turtle walks in.
“A gang of snails beat me up,” the turtle replies.
“Can you describe what they looked like?” asks the cop.
“I don’t know,” the turtle says. “It all happened so fast.”
