On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for the teacher.
The supermarket managers daughter brought a basket of fruit.
The florists son brought a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owners daughter brought a box of chocolates.
Then the liquor store owners son brought up a big heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking a little.
She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it. "Is it wine?" She guessed. "No." The boy replied. She tasted another drop. "Is it champagne?"
"No," said the little boy................"It's a puppy."