LOL Dunkle, one of the funniest storys I've read. If I hadn't been a beekeeper I may not have seen the traumatic event as it was. But, I could relate and laugh. Three years ago this January I joined this forum. I had never experienced a swarm before, had absolutely no idea. Late February, same year, my hubby yelled into the house "JENNIFER! YOU BETTER GET OUT HERE AND LOOK AT YOUR BEEEES!!!"
I ran thru the house and jumped into the backyard not knowing what to expect. I Just stood there mouth agape and staring at about 25,000 bees in the sky. I did an about face and ran into the computer and got on the forum and screamed into the subject line "MY BEES ARE SWARMING!"
Fortunately, LazyBkr was on at the time, and recognized my panic. He typed back...
Jen... take a breath... calm down... make your self a drink... take another breath... sit down for a little while.
I did.
Then he walked me thru how to get the bees from the cedar branches into a hive body. Seriously, if he lived near me I would have gone and washed his feet LOL