I was at a fountain pen event (another hobby) last night and one of the other hobbiests was a biology student close to graduation. The bee conversation turned to other critters, including ants. He told us about research on ants finding their way home. Apparently ants count their steps. To discover this, researchers first put the ants on stilts. The ants over-shot home by a wide margin, and got lost.
The next phase of research was to "shorten" their legs.
This raised several questions in my mind:
What kind of lumber would you use to build stilts for ants?
Would people pay to watch ants on stilts? What if they were wearing clown costumes?
What kind of saw would you use to cut off an ants legs?
Who would be that cruel? Was the mob involved?