"A man received message from his neighbor ... :
"Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home....In fact I am using more than U R using.....
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies "
The man shot his wife....... :
Few minutes later he received another message :
Sorry Sir spelling mistake... it's not wife but wifi.. "