Do women have a selective hearing thing like men do?
I have often been informed its time to get ready...
Get ready for what?
Your going with me to a company dinner tonight!!!
"I have things to do, why didnt you tell me earlier?"
"I did, I told you all about it, you said you would go!"
"I did?"
"YES! GET READY!"
"When did you tell me about it?"
"THREE MONTHS AGO!"
"Oh, that explains it............"
I Have, on multiple occasions, explained in a very outspoken manner, that THIS SUMMER was not going to be a panic get it done type of summer.. NO HOUSES to flip, No Decks to Build, No Barns to put up, No Railroad ties to carry. I am using this summer to finish putting the tin on the barn, to fix the machine shed, to finish the chicken fort, and to Expand the bee yards.. NO NEW PROJECTS!!!
Phone call last night..
"I need yo to take a certified check for a thousand dollars to the realtor."
"Why?"
"I just made an offer on a hose."
"Oh.. OK, who did you hire to work on it?"
Silence from the other end of the line
"Hello? You there?"
Silence from the other end of the line
"Hello? Hello?"
"YOU are going to work on it, because I said so Mistah!"
"Nope."
"Excuse me?"
"Do you have gas again?"
"We ARE going to do this, so get used to it."
"Does it have a name?"
"Does What have a name?"
"You said we, so I assume you have a tapeworm?"
CLICK
"Hello?"
She thinks I am pulling her chain..?? This isn't going to end well. Anyone got a spare bed and need a groundskeeper?
