I was sitting at the bar waiting for a beer and in walks this very large woman. She walks up behind me, slaps me on the rear end, and says, "hey stud, you're looking really fine; how about giving me your number?"
I said, "do you have a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
To which I replied, "well then you better get back in it before the farmer notices you missing!"
My dental surgery is scheduled for next week.
