Hi Folks,
True story. I don't know if it's for the Humor or General. Is it even funny?
My wife and I were making supper a few nights ago. She noticed my phone flashing.
She said: You have a message on your phone.
I said: Put it on speaker and play it.
My pal's voice says: SAL! I got lucky today and brought home four virgins. I don't have enough equipment. Can you take one off my hands?
My wife rolls her eyes and says: I suppose you have to go visit a sick friend tonight?
That virgin is currently comfortably nested in a nuc in the back yard.
Sal
