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Tough Cowboy
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:45:32 pm »
TOUGH COWBOY

 
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

 
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

 
3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

 
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
 
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2014, 12:46:51 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2014, 03:06:08 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2014, 03:06:47 pm »
ouch  :o
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"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best-" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were.

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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2014, 03:37:21 pm »
Lol
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2014, 04:09:55 pm »
Can't stop laughing.

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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2014, 04:16:40 pm »
LOL!!!
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2014, 09:34:29 pm »
You think that's tough.............

A cowboy walking down the sidewalk watched another cowboy ride up to the saloon, tie up his horse to the hitching post, walk behind the horse, pick up the horse's tail, and give the horse a kiss.

The cowboy was really aghast, and had to go to the saloon to find out the reason for this behavior.

Inside the first cowboy offered to buy the second cowboy a drink.  After a few minutes he finally asked what was on his mind.  "I noticed you get off your horse and give it a kiss under it's tail.  What's up with that?"

The other cowboy said, "I have chapped lips."

"Does that help them? the first one asked.

"No, but it sure keeps me from licking them!"
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2014, 09:59:10 pm »
Here's another tough cowboy (yeahright)

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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2014, 10:03:27 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2014, 10:48:57 pm »
Darwin will take care of all idiots  :laugh:
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"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best-" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were.

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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2014, 11:05:23 pm »
Quote from: Edward on March 09, 2014, 10:48:57 pm
Darwin will take care of all idiots  :laugh:

Got a dog named Darwin?  :laugh:
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2014, 11:37:49 pm »
 :D noap, I was thinkin more along the lines of "natural selection"  :laugh:



mvh Edward  :P
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"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best-" and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were.

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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2014, 02:04:26 am »
Oh, gotcha, you meant ole Charlie :D :D
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Re: Tough Cowboy
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2014, 05:39:42 am »
Quote from: iddee on March 09, 2014, 12:45:32 pm
TOUGH COWBOY
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Thanks for the laugh Iddee That is the funniest joke I have read in a while
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