I got this in an email today and thought I'd share.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work
cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally
tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He
was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
away from him. The young man noticed her
overly attentive stare & walked directly toward them.
Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude
for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words.' The woman
considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from
her purse & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which
she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She
looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said ...
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"Clean my house"
