LOL Jack.. amazing how well that works sometimes

I moved from Iowa to Alabama.. learned that Hey, and Hey Yall was a normal greeting. took me a while to adjust... THEN I met a gal from Maine.. married her, and moved there... MAN I got razzed a lot... them people in main have no Idea what pop is, they call it "soda"... The switch from southern dialect to Maine Dialect was nearly impossible.. I lived there for 17 years, and even the last year I lived there got asked if I was from the south... Speaking southern gets in your brain cells and wont come out, speaking New Englander doesnt stick as bad... My revenge has come full circle..
Saying, "Yup, I reckon so", earned me the greeting of Hey Sievers, what you wrecking today? Now its my wife that everyone harasses... Shes got to go get dressed, put her "braron" then she can hop in the Cahh and meet me at the Bahh for lunch.. they have Clam Showdah theyuh?