God came down and was talking to Adam one day. He said, "Adam, I've had a great idea. I'm going to make you a mate. She'll be the best thing that ever happened to you. She'll cook, clean, make you laugh, love you forever, and things you can only dream of." Adam said, "What will it cost me?" "An arm, a leg, and a little finger," was the reply. "Well," Adam said, "What can I get for a rib?"