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Offline iddee

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UH_OH
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:01:28 pm »
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane
Sugarbrown.'
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?'
She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: UH_OH
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2015, 08:02:53 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Good one.
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Re: UH_OH
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2015, 04:43:42 am »
 Liked that one.

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Re: UH_OH
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2015, 11:08:07 pm »
Groan :D