For years four mates each took a week off work to go fishing together.
This year, Ron’s wife put her foot down and told him he wasn’t going.
Bitterly disappointed, he phoned the others and told them he wasn’t
allowed to go.
Two days later, the other three arrived at their usual campsite only to
see Ron sitting there with his tent already set up.
‘Ron,’ they said, ‘How did you talk your missus into letting you come?’
‘Well, yesterday evening after my wife had finished reading ‘Fifty
Shades of Grey’ she dragged me upstairs and into the bedroom. On the
bed she’d put handcuffs and ropes. She told me to tie her up and cuff
her to the bed, so I did. Then she said ‘Now do whatever you want.
So here I am.'
