I had an old Bushwhacker I loved... it was not a pulse type, it was ON.... Shoot a spark into a weed until it fell over dead. This thing killed birds as well, so i had to be careful where i set the row of wire under it so birds didnt get zapped...
A buddy of mine called me one day to see where I was.. he was at my house. i told him i was on my way there.. he said something, and then i heard the phone rolling and bouncing.... In the distance i could hear profanity.. a LOT of profanity.. LOUD profanity... it faded a bit, then got louder, and I heard the phone get picked up..
"You still there?"
"Yeah, what happened?"
"Thats the Hottest &^%$# %&&*^ %& +% #$%& @& Fence i have ever touched in my life!"
My wife was driving, unfortunately.. because that let me talk on the phone with one hand, and drink my Diet Cherry Coke with the other hand... The coke exited my nose under duress.....