Havin a BAD day, stopped to grab a cup of coffee at an out of the way Diner. The service was terrible and so was the coffee and a buck a cup to boot. Finished my coffee and tossed a dollar on the counter. Dug around in my pocket and came up with a propolis stained nickel and laid it on top of the dollar and declared : that's for the great service.
The waitress rushed over and picked up the nickel and said she was a fortune teller. She said " your a Bachelor" and I agreed. She then said " So is your father!"